Biffles4Life

Love to love to love.

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

(via maddiebryan2299)

me on my period

  • me: touch me and DIE
  • me: please touch me oh my god touch me EVERYWHERE OH MY GOD
  • me: feed me im hungry i want to eat ALL THE THINGS
  • me: IT HURTS DEAR GOD THIS IS IT THIS IS THE END DEATH IS UPON ME
  • me: -cries for 3 hours-
  • me: oh my god i'm hungry
  • me: SHOOT ME IN THE WOMB I SIMPLY CANNOT GO ON
  • me: no no no please don't sneeze please don't FUCKING SNEEZE
  • me: -sneezes-
  • me: THE END IS HERE